Imagine a giant cock
flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do
about it. And you are like "oh,
man, I'm gonna have to suck this
thing", and you brace yourself to
suck this giant cock. But then, at
the last moment, it changes
trajectory and hits you in the
eye. You think "well, at least I
got that out of the way", but
then the giant cock rears back
and stabs you in the eye again,
and again and again.
Eventually this giant cock is
penetrating your gray matter
and you begin to lose control of
your motor skills. That's when
the giant cock slaps you across
the cheek, causing you to fall off
out of your chair. Unable to
move and at your most
vulnerable, the giant cock finally
lodges itself in your anus, where
it rests comfortably for 4, maybe
5 hours.
That's what uploading on imageshack is like...
